That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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