How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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