He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
No subtext here. People are naked.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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