After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
