his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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