she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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