He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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