So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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