What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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