Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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