I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
As shirtless as possible
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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