Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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