guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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