Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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