Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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