How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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