You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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