he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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