i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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