You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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