how can u be prego again
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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