He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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