If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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