It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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