My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this boner is exhausting
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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