Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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