Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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