have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
dude. I can hear the air.
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