did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's blow job season.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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