If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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