My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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