I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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