You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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