fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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