The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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