I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She needs sedatives and a leash
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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