just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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