my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Randomize
