Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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