Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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