All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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