i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
