Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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