well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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