I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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