where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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