Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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