i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
