I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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