I'll bet she douches with gravy.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There's always time for handjobs
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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