U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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