I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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