White coat. Heels.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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