and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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