in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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