Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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